You should not be surprised that Donald Trump may have hired prostitutes to urinate all over a bed that President Obama once slept in.
The reason is that this salacious tale — part of a super-secret trove of documents just published by Buzzfeed — makes Trump look good.
So good, in fact, that I’m guessing he’s the one who leaked it.
As someone who has covered Trump on and off for 25 years, I can heartily testify that he’s a jerk. When he wanted to look good, he leaked favorable information about himself to the press — sometimes calling as himself and other times disguising his voice as a publicist named John Miller.
When he hooked up with Marla Maples, it wasn’t enough for the public to know he was squiring the Georgia Peach around town. He leaked Maples’ sexual satisfaction to the New York Post, which ran it under the headline, “Best sex I ever had.”
Here’s the problem: Trump was the source of the quote, not Maples. This is a guy who was such a monumental cad that he would not only kiss and tell — but then call the newspaper to exaggerate his skills on behalf of his girlfriend.
Remember when Trump used to leak stories about himself while pretending to be a publicist named John Miller?
A few years later, I joined the staff of the New York Post. I was on hand one day when Trump called one of our gossip reporters and said that he was going to dump Maples. He pretended he felt bad about it, so he convinced the reporter to post an item about the marital difficulties — except there was one problem.
“Donald,” the reporter asked, “who can I attribute this story to?”
“Well, you could say, ‘…a source close to Marla,'” he replied.
So suddenly Donald Trump’s failure in yet another marriage was spun in his favor — by Trump himself providing the words supposedly spoken by someone else.
Remember, people: This is the guy who bragged about grabbing women by the p—y — and then won the presidency. Face it, many voters secretly admire a man who would indeed grab women in that way, so calling it “locker room talk” only ended up helping Trump with his base.
This is the same man who bragged about grabbing women by the p—y in a leaked “Access Hollywood” video — and then won the presidency.
(The Washington Post)
So why would we be surprised if Trump hired hookers to pee all over a bed in the presidential suite at a Russian hotel that had once hosted President Obama and the First Lady? If you spent the last year bragging about molesting women, locking up political opponents, shooting people on Fifth Ave. as part of a macho political persona, of course you’d hire hookers to pee where Obama slept.
It’s what the alpha dog does.
And there’s no point being the alpha dog unless everyone knows you’re the alpha dog.
Do you think Sen. Chuck Schumer would hire prostitutes to pee all over a bed that George W. Bush once slept in?
Didn’t think so.